Grandma getting ready 4 rap battle

Grandma getting ready 4 rap battle


hikristofferson:

Kanye putting money in the meter.

hikristofferson:

Kanye putting money in the meter.


becausebirds:

wait for the end…

(Source: youtube.com)


ectobukakke:

OOOH MY GOSD IM CRYING. BAD DRAGON CAME OUT WITH A PRODUCT CALLED “TEENIE WEENIES” AND THEYRE MINIATURE VERSIONS OF THEIR DILDOS THAT YOU COLLECT 

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THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. IM BUYING EVERYBODY I KNOW A TEENIE WEENIE

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL


I was playing punchies with my supervisor and I bruised my own hand hitting him :/


Okay Ive been telling everyone this story but I was talking to this guy I work with about christmas in july and he was like “yeah its like christmas in Australia right now” and I looked at him but didnt say anything and then he was like “its also like 2015 or 16 right now” and I was like “umm…..no its not…..” and he was like “yea! Its christmas in australia right now and theyre about to celebrate new years” and I looked at him to see if he was being serious and he was so I was like “dj…..australia isnt eight months ahead of us……” and he literally asked me why not. And I was just like “I cant explain the exact mechanics of it but I promise you the earth just does not work that way” and we argued about it for at least 20 minutes. Jesus. he genuinely believes australia is that far ahead of us and just has this very fundamental misunderstanding on how the earth works. This is the same guy that said the illuminati is keeping walt disney’s head cryogenically frozen and they bring him back to life every now and then and the only reason miley cyrus is famous is because she is his girlfriend. And like I swear to god word for word he has said to me “I am a threat to satan and his army and he wants me dead”


awwww-cute:

Our dog Wilfred’s first birthday

awwww-cute:

Our dog Wilfred’s first birthday


saskrotch:

Going Deep with David Rees

This might be the cutest, most genuine moment I’ve seen in an educational show.



Bww